Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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