I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Randomize
