all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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