I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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