David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I party with great urgency now.
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