Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
