i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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