I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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