They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
