We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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