Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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