So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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