OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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