Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Randomize