some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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