I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i would one night stand the shit outta him
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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