whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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