Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
i out mim tonsoeep
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