D3 body, D1 cock
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Couch. On fire.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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