K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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