girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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