Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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