So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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