is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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