hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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