she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
