I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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