i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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