You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
kristin has been a bad kristin
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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