i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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