what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
