that's an acceptable place to lick
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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