singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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