It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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