we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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