girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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