Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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