The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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