He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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