yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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