i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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