I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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