I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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