margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Terrible idea I love it
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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