So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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