"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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