remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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