I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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