and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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