i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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