are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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