dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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