There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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