he thought i was a dude.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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