I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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