his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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