My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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